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The internet
is haunted.
We make it useful.

Premium website templates, agent workflows, and useful systems for businesses that refuse to disappear. Built in Maine. Shipped from the static.

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CATALOG // TEMPLATES

Templates pulled
from the static.

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TEMPLATE / SITE v1.0.0
Hammerline

Hammerline

Smash room and paint-splatter venue template. Black backgrounds, neon pink, looped video everywhere. Astro 4, single-page, nine sections.

$49
TEMPLATE / SITE v1.0.0
Iron Branch Trades

Iron Branch Trades

Trade-business site (HVAC, plumbing, electrical, roofing) with a working after-hours AI dispatcher. Next.js 16, single config file drives the whole thing.

$79
TEMPLATE / SITE v1.0.0
Ridgepole Fitness

Ridgepole Fitness

Gym template with a floating AI chat widget that walks visitors through Stripe Checkout in about a minute. Next.js 16, dark and physical, red accents.

$79
CATALOG // WORKFLOWS

Agents with jobs,
not gimmicks.

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WORKFLOW / PYTHON v1.0

Course Creator Pack

Seven AI agents that take the writing, customer support, and launch busywork off a course creator's plate. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.

$39
WORKFLOW / PYTHON v1.0

Property Manager Pack

Seven AI agents that take the writing, tenant communication, and decision-support busywork off a property manager's plate. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.

$39
WORKFLOW / PYTHON v1.0

Dead Pixel Agent Bundle

All four AI agent packs in one purchase. Twenty-five agents on one engine. $99 vs $136 standalone. $0 to run on free-tier OpenRouter.

$99
WORKFLOW / PYTHON v1.0

AI Agents Starter Kit

Three working AI agents in 400 lines of Python. Support triage, sales outreach, doc Q&A. No LangChain. Free OpenRouter models. Zero dollars to run.

$19
FIELD NOTES // ARTICLES

Notes from
the bench.

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astro · wordpress

Astro vs WordPress for service businesses

WordPress is the default for service-business sites. Astro is the question. The decision tree, the hidden costs, and a clean migration path off WordPress.
hvac · trades

After-hours leads, what an HVAC website needs to capture them

It is 2am, a basement is flooding. Your website has 30 seconds to convert that homeowner into a phone call. What the site has to do, and what to rip out.
python · leads

How to scrape local business leads in Python without an API

Apollo and ZoomInfo are B2B-only and expensive. For local services you scrape Bing and Yelp. The polite-crawler pattern, dedupe rules, and legal guardrails.
CUSTOM // STUDIO

Need something
off the shelf shaped
to your job?

Custom websites, mixes, and AI workflows. Three lanes, one studio, fixed scope. No retainers, no surprise invoices.

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